Operation "Trash can"...

When on an epic adventure...

ALWAYS MAKE SURE THE TRASH IN THE TRASH CAN GETS REMOVED BEFORE TURNING INTO SOME BIOLOGICAL RESERVE...

Why... Well let me tell you a story...

Once upon a time, there was this "adventurous photographer..." Let's call him Jonas... Now Jonas had on his adventure had to move a lot... He was going to stay at this fairytale house... But due to somethings he already knew about... He started by living there one week... Leaving the trash to the "newcomers"... Because he thought that the trash collectors would take it away... And also nobody had told him where to dump it... 

He lived happily the new place... Not knowing that the "new comers" just kept pouring trash into the trash can... And no trash collectors came for it... 

When coming home... Jonas noticed the trash can was full... And asked his boss what to do with it, since it was his house... ANd he said: "The trash collectors will take care of that..." So Jonas kept on working hard and with a smile... Until he'd been waiting long enough (1 extra week)... Now the trash can had not been emptied for one month... And Jonas then asked again: "What shall i do with the trash..." And the Boss answered: "Didn't the trash collectors take care of that?" Jonas said no... And the boss said: "I don't understand they should have... But there is this place close to where your house is, where you can dump the trash..." And so Jonas was going to... But he became lazy... And let the trash can stay for 3 more days... 

Until he finally one day decided... Now's the day... But the trash can had gone rotten and filled with bugs and maggots (Not kidding!!!)... And Jonas had to put the trash "bag" (take it out of the can and it's only a bag...) into his beautiful caret... So he took another bag to put over... But oh no! Some kind of rotten stinky fluid was coming out of the bottom of the bag... Only reasonable thing to do... Put another bag on the bottom... That made a very unstable construction... That almost cracked in two like the "Titanic"... And tore a hole in the 2 bottom bags... Jonas put the bag on some campfire thingey outside his house... He had to come up with a new plan... But then he felt something on his feet... Felt like a snaked... One thought quickly entered Jonas's head... "THERE'S A SNAKE IN THE TRASH... AND IT'S CRAWLING ON YOU PANIC!!" And he started jumping and screaming... Only to find out that it was rotten fluid spilling onto his shoes... And shorts... Now he was pissed and smelled like garbage... And since it was already halfway split in 2... Jonas decided to split the garbage in 2... And use an extra bag on each... And he did that... And put both bags into his caret... And drove the caret stinking to the garbage dump spot... 

Only to go back and clean his shoes and shorts... Without a washing machine it looked like this:

Gotta use whatever methods you can... To survive... And smell nice

Now Jonas checks the trash can every week... No more "operation stinky trash can"... Nope... Going for operation: "Nice and not smelly trash can"

To be continued... but just without anymore stories of trash ;)